This anime was a train wreck of terrible, awful, fucktarded, stupid cliches. I loved every minute of it.

Princess lover's best aspect, and this always gets me, is a main caharater that HAS SOME GODDAMN BALLS. Arima Teppei, right away is like "HERP DA DERP. MY PARENTS ARE DEAD. OH NO THAT LARGE BREASTED PINK HAIRED GIRL IS IN TROUBLE. TIME TO BECOME BAAAATMAAAAAAAN."

Of course, after saving the busty pink haired chick, who turns out to be a princess, he learns he's GODDAMN RICH. Not Only is he rich, but he's engaged to Fate Stay Night's Saber, except with bigger tits and a rapier. Smaller sword for bigger tits? That's a tough decision Saber had to make. It worked out for the best in a couple scenes.

I have to say I totally dig short series. 12 episodes is a lot of time to get to the point, develope some character, and end it before it gets boring. I was haning on to my seat through out this piece of shit show despite it being the same thing over and over, and over. Saving pink haired busty chick. Also pink haired busty chick is a total slut, despite how she may sometimes act to teh contrary. Don't let her childish act fool you. SLUT.

I love orange creamsicles. Everyone does. Even thos faggots who hate awesome things to try to be trendy love orange creamsicles. Although you can't get drunk off creamsicles. If you could they would be god on a stick.

Now a ghetto creamsicle fixes that, kinda. It's no divine being as it's not on a stick, but it's a drink that tastes exactly like an orange creamsicle. THAT'S RIGHT. GET DRUNK OFF OF ORANGE CREAMSICLES! FINALLY.

It's a pretty simple drink to make. You need three things.

• Vanilla Vodka
• Orange Pop

Isn't that simple? Further more, you can substitute vanilla vodka with vanilla, and vodka. Some people also make it with orange kool-aid to make it less carbonated and more sugary.

Because it is so sugary expect a hang over if it's all you drink in a night.

I finally got around to watching Princess Tutu after proper coercion. While I discovered, much to my dismay, there were no ninjas dueling with guitars the over all story of Princess Tutu was pretty FUCK YEAH!

To be fair Princess Tutu Starts off slow. I mean really slow. Slow like "The Hobbit" slow. It gets good though.

TO CUT TO THE CHASE it's about Ahiru, who is a duck, pretending to be a girl, who happens to be Princess Tutu who is a character in Drosselmyer's story trying to reaturn the prince's heart to him. It's shattered, as he used it to imprison The Raven.

There's a lot of ballet bullshit. That's to be expected though, it's a shoujo. You feel pretty gay watching it. Not gonna lie. I feel I lost alot of symbolism, as I don't get ballet. When it's imporant enough they explicitly explain the symbolism.

As I'm a huge fag to stupid philosophy I loved how this series explored determinism vs free will, and I ABSOLUTELY LOVE how they deal with existentialism. I quote Drosselmeyer, "OH NO! What if I'm just a character in someone else's story!? Bah, who cares."

Fuck yeah Drosselmeyer! He's a great troll.